An assortment of actual job titles I found on the websites of companies working in the creative/IT sector (I was bored yesterday).
- Experiential Marketing Director
- Product Delivery & Operations Leader
- Release Train Engineer
- Full Stack CPG Growth Marketer
- Professor of Usability Engineering
- Client Implementation Consultant
- Hunter Mentality & Pipeline Builder
- Complex Director of CX Management
- Customer Success Expert
- Web Producer
- Knowledge Manager
- Insights & Strategy Lead
- Product Specialist
- Senior UX Architect
- Storytelling Consultant
- Solutions Engineer
- Planning Consultant
- Lead Solutions Architect
- Agile Practitioner & Technical Expert
- Design & Code Architect
- Principal Experience Designer
- Freelance Virtual Assistant (that's a real person btw)
- Freelance Communications Pro
- Personal Brand Awareness Specialist
- Communication Specialist
- Back Office Contemporary Artist
- Creative Designer
- MVP Design Copilot and Design Competitor
- Group Design Director
- Solutions Engineer (I love how holistic this is)
- Relationship Builder
- Implusegiver for Strategic Topics
- Thinker. Explorer. Maker.
- Facilitator
- Implementation Specialist
- Design Experience Strategist
- Experience Designer
- Humanization Lead
- Graphic Designer / UX and UI Designer / Financial Assistant (I just love the synergies here)
- Conversation Architect
- Neuroaesthetic Designer
- Conversational UX Writer
- Head of Ideation
- Omnichannel Experience Architect
- Brand Storyteller
- Value Stream Manager
- Change Management Specialist
- Inbound Funnel Optimizer
- Demand Generation Specialist
- Empathy Manager
No way I'm missing out on this.
While I specialize in graphic design and building Webflow sites, I actually command substantial cross-functional experience and leverage synergies across a diverse range of high-impact verticals.
Here is a list of my various titles - including actual references.
- Canine Compliance Strategist: I taught my Beagle to wait for a release cue before eating. If you have ever owned a Beagle, you know this is the equivalent of teaching a bengali tiger to ignore a wounded deer.
- Director of High-Velocity Liquid Throughput: Due to excessive early training, I can still process a standard imperial pint in under 3 seconds.
- Senior Loop Optimization Strategist: Currently leveraging 500+ hours of high-intensity iterative failure analysis in Hades II
- Lead Legacy Automotive Data Archivist (EU Region): I can recite the technical specifications of every car model Honda sold in the European market between 2002 and 2025. Ask me about the K20A2 engine.
- Crisis Negotiation Arbiter: I once won a debate against an attorney (my wife). It has not happened since, but the trophy remains.
- Neuro-Philosophy Synthesis Lead: I have consumed every book, blog post, and podcast episode Sam Harris has ever produced or appeared in. I am fully aware of the illusion of free will.
- Analog Propulsion Specialist: I have never owned an automatic. (This is just for my American clients.)
- Head of Velocity Compliance: Despite owning a tuned car, I have never received a speeding ticket.
- Approximate Audio Frequency Analyst: I have perfect pitch, give or take a major second. Close enough to rock and roll.
- Director of Creature Feature Archive: I have watched every monster movie released between 1979 and 2025. I know the difference between a Deacon and a Neomorph, and no, it’s not canon.
- Campfire Ambience Facilitator: I can perform "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" on the guitar with intense emotional weight.
- VP of Polyrhythmic Obsession: For a while I listened to Tool so obsessively that Spotify sent me a warning about server overload. Spiral out.
- Deep State Recovery Expert: My personal record for consecutive unconsciousness is 26 hours. I don't sleep; I reconstitute.
I hope all this competence has convinced you to hire - no matter if you need assistance with your online presence or your Beagle.
Ben Löcsei
Designer & Webflow Developer
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