Runtime Errors

Dispatches from the digital trenches.
Funny Requests

Omniscient Wholesaler - Breaking The Fabric Of Spacetime for €2.500

I might have missed out on the project of my life.

Offtopic
Detuschland

Flensburg, Bonn, Köln - Meine Jahre in Deutschland.

Herinsangeln und Scheinselbständigkeit.

Creative Industry

Job Title Extravangaza

Let's guess together what these people are up to all day. I you can hit five, you automatically receive a 10% discount on our next project.

Marketing Crimes
Creative Industry

Your Psy-Ops Are Not Working

If marketing agencies have access to Colombian hitmen, this article should seriously heighten my security concerns.

Webflow
Design

So you bought a Webflow template...

"Can I just customize it (real quick)?"

Marketing Crimes

Use AI deploying emotional blackmail and gaslighting to beg me for a dollar

I've barely slept since I found this in my inbox.

Creative Industry

The Agile Authopsy

A guide to freelance bankruptcy, agency survival, and the corporate art of doing absolutely nothing.

Funny Requests

Request From Mental Institution

Ursprünglich wollte ich diesem Mann ein Angebot machen, aber Gemini stürzte weltweit ab, als ich um eine Interpretation bat (10.-13. Januar 2025)

Creative Industry
Marketing Crimes

The Lorem Ipsum of the 2020s

While doing research for this website, I went through the 100 latest portfolios and agency sites on a prestigious design platform. It was weird.